Travel? hmmm. . .

I don't care to travel. I know some people are obsessed with it. If I were to travel it would be for humanitarian purposes. You couldn't pay me to get on a cruise ship. Don't even bother asking us if we'll go with you, I'll turn ya down flat. I have never been outside the U. S. and the only way I would do it is if I weren't a tourist. I would love to experience other cultures, but keep me away from the tourist traps. Whats that word for people who are afraid of crowds? Anyway, CLICK HERE to read about what happened to my sister in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago.